by spendlove Moderator 10 May 2014

Brand new TV series coming up - of interest to all in this community!

I've been exchanging PMs with another member (who shall remain nameless unless she decides otherwise) about the current arguments which are taking place here. I suggested someone should make a TV series about us (Remember dynasty?)
All that remains is to decide who will play each of us on the silver screen.
I think I'll have Julie Walters play me or perhaps Cameron Diaz.
Over to you..........

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by Janus48 16 May 2014

I used to say I wanted to write my autobiography and when they made the movie I wanted Meryl Streep to play my part so I could be tall and slender! But I think it would really be Kathy Bates and that's ok as I think she's a great actress. BUT....then I want Sean Connery as my husband!! Ahhh....fantasy....tis a wonderful thing!! We can be who we want and then fly away!!!!

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by airyfairy 16 May 2014

Sue _ I have also just reread this and it is great. Well thought of!!!

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by spendlove Moderator 15 May 2014

I've just read through this whole thread and laughed along with you at every post! Thank you all. Laughter is fantastic medicine.
Nice to see Marji popping up here and there as well! (Hope you enjoyed the medicine.)

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rescuer by rescuer 15 May 2014

Thank you for the medicine -- it was just what I needed!

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by airyfairy 13 May 2014

I would like Dame Judy Dench to play me. Hope I have spelt her name correctly!!!

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spendlove by spendlove 13 May 2014

Sorry Sarah, Dame Judy has already been cast as Marji.

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

Maybe we can share, after all, Dame Judy has a multitude of talents. She would have to wear a brown wig to play me anyway, because I seem to have inherited my Dad's hair, at at almost 66 have very little grey.

rescuer by rescuer 13 May 2014

Now, that would be fun! I love it when a talented actress plays more than one role.

airyfairy by airyfairy edited 16 May 2014

Marji - I will be fine as my hair is almost white!!!! And I sound like her. LOL

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by jerrib 13 May 2014

Without getting into much detail...one of the Cuties knows what my last couple days has been like, so I would like Forrest Gump to play me..I know its a guy, but we do need a few of those in this series right? Also I like Chocolates...

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marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

And shrimp? That's another of my favourites, for the humor. But most days I feel more like Captain Dan....

rescuer by rescuer 14 May 2014

I can't believe you REALLY put that! LOL
Hugs friend!

jerrib by jerrib 15 May 2014

I told you I would rescuer and you doubted me !!!!

rescuer by rescuer 15 May 2014

LOL -- not doubt...just thought you were teasing.
Forest it is then... You may feel that way but Forest will have a VERY difficult time playing you!

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by basketkase 12 May 2014

Well here is my first drama as Jamie Leigh Curtis........my hard drive on my desk top is failing......now how would Jamie handle this.......and don't tell me to breathe and go eat an Activia...LOL.....I did back up Sunday AM, so it is just a matter of getting the new hard drive installed and files transferred and then Jim will have to reinstall all my programs......oh, joy!! This is why my Bernina software kept crashing on me, I thought it was the software and here it was a hardware issue.....Am using my laptop for now, but it is not hooked up to my sewing machines, so all I can do is digitize for now........boo hoo!!

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rescuer by rescuer 12 May 2014

She would use Ghost and transfer all programs and data to the new hard-drive. Just like copy the whole thing. Think of it like an cassette tape. You can copy one to the new -- only if the original is still good enough.
I hope that make some sense

basketkase by basketkase 13 May 2014

I asked the computer guy if all that can be done and he said he can transfer the files, but Jim would have to reinstall the programs, so I will ask him tomorrow why he doesn't have or use Ghost.......it could be that the failure won't allow it?

rescuer by rescuer 14 May 2014

It could be that he cannot afford the software. ;)
It isn't cheap. Ask if he can do an ISO

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by chenille 12 May 2014

So what is next?? Now we have the cast, and some of the crew...what do we do?????
Hugs, Nadyne ( aka Helen Mirren )

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by jussyc 12 May 2014

Me me me I wanna be Susan Sarandon :)

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chenille by chenille 12 May 2014

Good choice...I forgot about her!

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by rescuer Moderator 12 May 2014

Any other Cuties want to join in the fun?

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by basketkase 12 May 2014

OK........I just saw this post and want to audition Jaimie Lee Curtis as me.......why? Because I love spooky movies (we all know she is the queen of scream) and she is smart and funny....I think she would "get" my sense of humor...........

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anssmile by anssmile 12 May 2014

But you cats must join in, too!

rescuer by rescuer 12 May 2014

Is she spunky enough? You may have to work with her on that. lol

spendlove by spendlove 12 May 2014

LOL

basketkase by basketkase 12 May 2014

Did anyone see her do her dance in "True Lies"...how hilarious when she tried to be sexy and fell.....'nough said!

jrob by jrob 12 May 2014

Oh, that dance is one of my favorite scenes in ANY movie!

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

That's one of my "go to" tapes (yes, I said tape) when I feel the need for funny escape. I really like the jet plane scenes, too, as well as the tango.

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by anssmile 12 May 2014

ttt Need more comments!

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asterixsew by asterixsew 12 May 2014

Not comments but commitments to join the series

anssmile by anssmile 12 May 2014

Ummm... Sorry.... I must have made a spelling mistake!

bevintex by bevintex 12 May 2014

anssmile,join in who wii play your part and you can bring your kitties,they can be your sidekick

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by bevintex 11 May 2014

No one wants to be Honey Boo-Boo or June Mama-Boo-Boo? Me neither

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Leaha by Leaha 11 May 2014

Not in this lifetime...:P

jrob by jrob 12 May 2014

Oh, PLEASE no.....I beg you.

pennifold by pennifold 12 May 2014

WHO ARE THEY? LOVE CHRIS

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

Chris, trust me, you don't want to know!

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by gerryb 11 May 2014

You guys are so funny! I have no clue who I would want to be me! But she'll have to have a Hillbilly accent! Yeah, I talk like Dolly P., but heavens I sure don't look like her!! Even if we did grow up not too far from each other! I do have blond hair, but it's out of a bottle instead of off the wig stand! Think I'll just sit & watch the show!!

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rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

No sitting it out...we are all part of Cute drama. Dolly Parton may do your character justice

gerryb by gerryb 12 May 2014

:-) You've heard my accent!!

rescuer by rescuer 12 May 2014

Yes, I have and I cannot think of a better person to play *you* than someone that already has the accent. ;-)

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by asterixsew Moderator 11 May 2014

Come on Cuties there are many of you who need to take part - please

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by spendlove Moderator 11 May 2014

There are quite a few more mature actresses who will be fighting each other for a part in this drama. Does any one fancy having Helen Mirren or Meryl Streep play them?

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Chenille has taken Helen, but Meryl is still available.

Leaha by Leaha 11 May 2014

I was thinking you meant Betty White or Rue McClanahan from the Gloden girls. :)

rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

I keep thinking there must be a Bea Arthur in our group. I know she has passed on...but a sharp mind quick whit and her singing talent...there must be one of us that fits.
What about Natalie Wood?

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by rescuer Moderator 11 May 2014

I suggest that since an actress has not been taken (almost) and Mariji is too ill to play right now -- that we ask Dame Judy Dench to play Marji.

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chenille by chenille 11 May 2014

Sounds good to me! I do hope Marji is feeling better! I worry about her.

spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Good call!

jrob by jrob 11 May 2014

Oh, that's perfect casting.

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

Actually, it is, she's one of my all time favourites!

Not feeling much better, but thought I'd best at least comment, since you have me so perfectly cast.

I highly recommend Dame Judy in "Mrs. Henderson Presents"--British film of course, got it in the sale bin for $3, super funny, great story. But NOT for the kiddies, or anyone objecting to too little clothing, because that's the whole core of the story. I get the best oddball foreign (to the USA) films in that $3 bin!

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by chenille 11 May 2014

I just read this thread...oh my, what fun! I'm thinking......I never watched much Dynasty. Could I be Helen Mirren perhaps? I loved her in "Reds", and anything else she plays in!
Hugs and giggles, Nadyne

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Sorry I missed this earlier.

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by rosakent 11 May 2014

Diana Dors - Blonde, curvy, luscious, in fact everything I'm not but have dreamed of being in my younger life. though someone who could sing would be nice as I'm tone deaf. Jo

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rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

If Diana Dors cannot sing we can always have her lip-sync

rosakent by rosakent 12 May 2014

Thanks I hadn't thought of that one, but is this production going to be a musical?

spendlove by spendlove 12 May 2014

Probably!

asterixsew by asterixsew 12 May 2014

It will be if Sue is involved

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by kingmar 11 May 2014

I would like Taylor Swift to play me... young, beautiful blond hair, can carry a tune, slender... sooooo not me, but this is fantasy!

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

It is indeed! You can have just who you want!

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by pennifold 11 May 2014

Dear Sue,

I think I'd be Olympia Dukasis from Steel Magnolias as I believe we are all women of strength! Seeing as I am known as the Silver Foxy Lady, I thought it very appropriate! This has been fun reading all the comments made. Love Chris

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Good choice.

hightechgrammy by hightechgrammy 11 May 2014

What ever role Dolly is playing, that's for me!

rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

Chris, you have selected wisely!
Jan, you must pick someone that can play YOU in our Cute Embroidery TV series. If Dolly isn't already taken by gerryb -- then perhaps she can play you.

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by spendlove Moderator edited 11 May 2014

I've just read through all of the posts which have appeared while I was under the duvet and had a good laugh. Thanks to you all.


As this is a fantasy production (actually, Veronika must be the producer) I think we may cast the casting net a bit further and include those actresses no longer with us. So, jrob, you can go to the ball (Lucille that is).


Anyone for Margaret Rutherford?


Also if a man dressed as a woman won the Eurovision Song Contest, why don't we spread the net even further?

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asterixsew by asterixsew edited 11 May 2014

Margaret Rutherford, she takes me back. Now who can be her here?

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by eyeztodiefor10 11 May 2014

Oh my! It's really difficult to think of an actress to play my role here. I don't post like I used to because I kept making mistakes and got to learn all the moderaters well enough to call them by name! lol Perhaps Bea Arthur from Maude! and the golden girls. Maybe with a touch of Phyllis Diller as my hair is usually a mess. I really like the honesty and wholesomeness of Sally Fields but that might be taking my innocense to an unheard of level. I need to find someone who has gray hair hidden under long red locks who also has a fair share of wrinkles and the dentures from hell.She'd have to be slightly lumpy and short on stature with a quick wit and a big heart.ah well, It looks like I'm left with the old Edith Bunker with a little more intelligence and less tolerant of idiots. Guess I'll have to think about it some more!
Meri

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Thanks for that - I'm sure we can all identify with your description!

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by eggyannie 11 May 2014

Well its going to be one of two for me. Dame Judy Dench if in posh mode or Juliette Kaplan. ( the down to earth and long suffering Pearl from "Last of the summer wine) for the every day person
But i think that Juliet Kaplan would be the better of the two, I will find a beret and bring it next time we meet up.

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Nice!

asterixsew by asterixsew 11 May 2014

Brilliant Annie, I approve of your choice

rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

I adore both of those actresses and the shows they play -- one of my favorite movies is Chocolat because of Dame Judy Dench and I am afraid some of the "English Humour" shows we have here on our public TV stations would not be the same without these ladies.
Likewise, Cute would not be the same without many of our members.

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

I LOVE "Pearl"! And Howard is such a hoot, always cycling with Marina & ending up hiding in the hedges. I adore the BBC comedies we get over here. I miss "Are You Being Served?" and "Keeping Up Appearances"--I don't know how those writers from England knew my Aunt Helen here in the States, but Mrs. Bucket is her to the life!

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by mariahail 11 May 2014

Rosanne Barr can play me!!!

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jrob by jrob 11 May 2014

She cracked me up talking about a riding vacuum cleaner with a drink holder.

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

I need one of those! The riding part, don't care about the drink holder. I've said that for years, that I'd actually vacuum if I had a riding sweeper...

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by toogie 11 May 2014

I never watched Dynasty, but my grandson once said my younger photos look like Reese Witherspoon, in the Jonny Cash movie,Walk The Line.I don't keep up with the gossips about the actors/actresses so I do hope she is not a 'bad' type........I wonder if she wears hats-lol

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Good choice, Toogie.

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by shozo1271 10 May 2014

You all are SO funny!!

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by rescuer Moderator 10 May 2014

I was thinking Sandra Bullock could play my part or maybe Emily Deschanel. My husband said I should be played by Lea Thompson -- who know why.
However, if Jerrilyn decides to be an Angel... Well, you will need to read that bit under her comment.

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by jrob Moderator 10 May 2014

Oh, how I wish Lucille Ball were still alive. I'm going to have to go hold auditions for my part. Any ideas?

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jrob by jrob 10 May 2014

Stephanie Beacham? maybe. She's a bit older, but that doesn't matter as she looks younger than I.

bevintex by bevintex edited 10 May 2014

Dolly Parton? I thought about her in my role but we don't have 2 things in common and I can't sing.

jrob by jrob 10 May 2014

BEV! LOL!
and no I don't have a wig.

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

neither do I and I'm not a blonde either.

rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

A young Kate Jackson or Jacklyn Smith would work for you -- but then I will need to be played by a young Lindsay Wagner. You are sweet like an Angel!
Me -- I just have bionic hearing...
LOL

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

There is always Lynda Carter-Wonder Woman. I wonder what she looks like today? Does she still fit in the outfit?

rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

I don't know what she looks like now -- but I would love the rope she used. However, I think being Bionic matches me better as my bones tend to creak when I walk -- much like the noise made when the Bionic Woman would run. LOL

Leaha by Leaha 11 May 2014

Lynda Carter aka Wonder Woman doesn't look to bad for a 63 yr old and she claims she still has the outfit and DOES fit in it. :)

spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

This is fantasy, Lucille Ball can return!

jrob by jrob 11 May 2014

LOL this is so much fun! I have waited all of my life to be an angel! YEAH! Let's do it! I thought of Lucy because she's funny and I try to find humor, but mostly because she's always got some "splainin' " to do.

jrob by jrob 11 May 2014

Lindsay Wagner is a good choice for you. She fits some of the names I've given you. LOL!

rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

Lucille Ball as an angel...lol....lol

rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

I can see your sense of humor in Lucille -- you are just so much more like an original Charlies Angel.... I had just pictured Lucille playing you -- and crying when Charlie asked her to "'splain" herself

jrob by jrob 11 May 2014

LOL

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by sewilso 10 May 2014

I never watched Dynasty but I know Dallas. lol! I will read along for the giggles.

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by dander163 10 May 2014

More importantly who would play Dennis?

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Dennis has been cast, Johnny Depp-Edward Scissorhands or he may have other ideas, he will choose someone strong and handsome who also embroiders.

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

George Clooney maybe,I bet he embroiders in his spare time.

graceandham by graceandham 10 May 2014

Who was that NFL football player who did needlepoint?

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Rosey Grier. Wikipedia says-

Grier was well known in the 1970s for his hobbies of needlepoint and macrame, practices not normally associated with "macho" sports figures.

marjialexa by marjialexa 13 May 2014

Dennis is either Sir Basil Rathbone or

I lost it, very famous British actor, very young when he played Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights, later knighted, my mind just went totally blank.

rescuer by rescuer 13 May 2014

Laurence Olivier?

marjialexa by marjialexa 14 May 2014

Yep, that's it! He was a looker as Heathcliff, and kept his looks into maturity. Incredibly versatile, so I think that would personify Dennis. Also, we could bring him back at about 30, Dennis would like that, hee hee hee.

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by asterixsew Moderator 10 May 2014

ttt for comments from others or it will only be a select few of us participating. Come on in and enjoy the fun more of you are needed with your ideas please

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Yes Cuties,join in auditions are still open. Who will play you in this epic drama. And it would be a drama!

rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

THAT is so true!

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by spendlove Moderator 10 May 2014

Dennis must be played by Johnny Depp, he could use his Edward Scissorhands costume.

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

lol,excellent choice

rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

ROFL perfect!

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

Wouldn't he be a little too 'sharp handed' ??? LOL

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

I think he would "get the point"

jrob by jrob 10 May 2014

As long as he doesn't get too snippy.

rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

LOL...

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

Toooooo funny, if Mr Dennis reads this he may have an episode of ROLOFLMAO...probably just what he needs. I know this foolishness has perked me up. Thanks one and all.

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by anssmile 10 May 2014

Don't forget to bring in some cats...

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spendlove by spendlove 11 May 2014

Garfield could play one of them.

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by Leaha 10 May 2014

I never watched the show, but made an educated guess as to Who shot JR and was correct. Husband & I went to a really popular restaurant on the night of this shows airing; it was dismally empty. The bartender was FURIOUS! So I being the brat asked him where everyone was as we hadn't expected to get in for the crowds. He's furiously polishing an already spit shined bar and says 'Home watching Dynasty!!!!!' Okay I'll bite...Why??? He proceeds to tell me the episode and I replied that it that this was silly as I already knew who did it. I didn't/don't know her character name but she is Bing Crosby's granddaughter. He was even more furious when I was proven right. After the show the people came in and were arguing/discussing the outcome. The bartender was an excessively unhappy camper the whole night. I really laughed then, you would have thought these were real people! Needless to say...when ever there is a cliff hanger, that's the nights we go and try the really supper nice, extra crowded place...they are empty. :P

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

What? You mean those characters weren't real. lol

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

Oops sorry to burst your bubble, maybe I'm the one who isn't real...interesting conundrum? LOL

asterixsew by asterixsew 10 May 2014

Ha ha and thanks for the laugh

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by cj2sew 10 May 2014

I don't want to be a character. Let me be a costume or set designer please. I like lurking in the background, coming out on occasion. Kind of like I do here. Sue you are certainly a fun one. I sure would like to meet you one day.

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Toogie could help with the costumes,she could be in charge of the hats.

graceandham by graceandham 10 May 2014

And purses.

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

I hope she is agreeable as I'd like to wear her basket, thank you very much! :)

bevintex by bevintex 11 May 2014

I think she has grown rather fond of it but I bet she has another she would let you borrow for the duration of the series

toogie by toogie 11 May 2014

I'm just reading this post and am so glad to be included! I wanted to be a character too......Oh, did I just hear someone say,I AM a character !

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by bevintex 10 May 2014

I hope you don't mean Duck Dynasty.we'll all have to grow a beard.

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sewilso by sewilso 10 May 2014

lol! Bev!!!

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

but we will be Happy,Happy,Happy. sweet tea anyone?

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

I already look like a tree, camouflage won't do for me :P

bevintex by bevintex edited 10 May 2014

blame Sue for my outbursts,She said make it fun

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by asterixsew Moderator 10 May 2014

No you have Cameron Diaz doesn't she have longish hair, I would like to be Julie Walters as I have grey hair. Now where is this epic going to be filmed? I have to say I have not seen Dynasty so is that a problem?

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Dynasty ran on tv from 1981 -1989. so many may not have seen it or if they did they forgot. lol

spendlove by spendlove 10 May 2014

I never saw it either!

spendlove by spendlove 10 May 2014

You can have Julie Walters and I'll have Victorida Wood.

asterixsew by asterixsew 10 May 2014

Oh thanks Sue Julie Walters will suit me fine and I love your choice of Victoria Wood

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by rescuer Moderator 10 May 2014

Help me think of an intelligent but socially awkward actress. Oh and I would like to be played by someone much thinner. LOL

Thanks Sue for a wonderful idea!

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

We can all be thinner and younger, we're already beautiful.

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

You are SO correct in this, Ms bevintex :)

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by justsew 10 May 2014

Can I be director, because I never watched it. and I want to join in I am feeling very low at the moment and need cheering up .
Right Next on screen please.
Hugs Pam.

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bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Yes,you can be director,You will have the yell "Cut and put down those scissors" a lot

cfidl by cfidl 10 May 2014

Lol!

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

I thought that may Mr. Dennis would yell this...it sounds just his speed. Maybe he can be your assistant director. What fun.

justsew by justsew 10 May 2014

I dont see why he could not be,he seems a fun person, and I am sure we could do with some muscle. lol may be he will tell us if that is right.
Hugs Pam.

bevintex by bevintex edited 10 May 2014

he may also want a flashy fast car for his character and he will need a man cave

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

At the rate we are cooking up...oops sorry 'Embroidery' this he is sure to have both. LOL

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by crafter2243 Moderator 10 May 2014

Funny.......Can the sexiest female play me? I like pretending. Ha, ha. I am so glad you found your humor Sue.

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rescuer by rescuer 11 May 2014

But which sexiest female do you want to play you in the Cute Embroidery Drama series? She should be tall and graceful -- right?

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by bevintex 10 May 2014

I think they will have to cast Julia Roberts as bevintex but who will play Dennis. I'm thinking along the lines of Sean Connery

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rescuer by rescuer 10 May 2014

I think Sean Connery would be a very good fit! However, I think he may have retired. Playing Dennis might be so much fun that could change that. LOL

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

but he is so suave and distinguished

asterixsew by asterixsew 10 May 2014

Who Dennis or Sean Connery?

bevintex by bevintex 10 May 2014

Both!

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

I agree for both!!!! Those two put McDreamy to shame. :P

asterixsew by asterixsew 10 May 2014

Bev I like the idea of Julia Roberts playing you

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by spendlove Moderator 10 May 2014

PS This is supposed to be FUN!!

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asterixsew by asterixsew 10 May 2014

Oh dear and I was being serious

Leaha by Leaha 10 May 2014

Glad you are able to find some humor and redirect the thought processes. Thanks for the fun! :)))

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