I know that I'm risking my neck with this but please don't take offence (No, it's not a blonde joke):

What are the three fastest means of communication?

1. Television
2. Telephone

and............................wait for it..................



3. Telawoman

Here's another:

Q.Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A. It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!

Right, I'm out of here......lol