by hightechgrammy 21 Mar 2013

A Marriage is Sharing


Sharing of marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered --

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'THE TEETH.'

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by juanitadenney 25 Mar 2013

Good one. Thanks for sharing, made me laugh again.

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by noah 24 Mar 2013

lol sooooooooooo funny will tell my dentist this week when i go get my new teeth lol

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by susiesembroidery 24 Mar 2013

Ooohh!! talk about sharing!! hahahaha. Thanks for the funny.

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by airyfairy 24 Mar 2013

Love it!!!!!!

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by mysew1325 23 Mar 2013

oh my goodness.. tooooooo funny

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by rgotter 23 Mar 2013

Having parents who both have false teeth and who complain bitterly about them while eating .....THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!!

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by tilde01 23 Mar 2013

that's great. Thanks for sharing.

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by cfidl 22 Mar 2013

Got me chuffing!

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by mary51 22 Mar 2013

Very funny!!!!!

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by shirley124 22 Mar 2013

Many thanks for sharing this one. It really gave me a good laugh. Shirley

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by meganne 22 Mar 2013

ROFLMBO!!!!! I love it! thanks for sharing this one!

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by kezza2sew 22 Mar 2013

That is Hilarious,,,,,,,,

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