by mranderson 23 Dec 2011

My joke for December. Hugs Marg

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop.

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Comments (10)

by starlizard 24 Dec 2011

Who's been listening in on my conversations with my husband? LOL! That's a keeper, Marg.

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by snowbird42 24 Dec 2011

good one but it sounds like a lot of /d/h"s....soozie

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by clawton 23 Dec 2011

Thanks for the chuckle!

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by asterixsew Moderator 23 Dec 2011

Marge I love your jokes, so thanks for this beauty

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by caroldann 23 Dec 2011

Very funny Marg. I needed a good laugh. Merry Christmas. Hugs..Carol

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by cfidl 23 Dec 2011

Thanks for the laugh! Merry Christmas and more laughs and Blessings throughout the New Year! Live Laugh Download Stitch!

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by shirlener88 23 Dec 2011

259 to go

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by gramsbear 23 Dec 2011

He is in 2 point trouble!!! Hahaha! Needed that chuckle. Hugs & Merry Christmas, Judy

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by vickiannette 23 Dec 2011

sounds like an Aussie, Marg. very funny.

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by dino 23 Dec 2011

How funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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by mysew1325 23 Dec 2011

Ok..now that is very funny... just like a man.

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