by mranderson 29 Aug 2011

ROMANTIC DINNER

A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

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Comments (23)

by gerryvb 30 Aug 2011

oops...

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by snowbird42 30 Aug 2011

chuckle chuckle....soozie

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by sukiray 30 Aug 2011

Cute.

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by ramona 30 Aug 2011

LOL!!!! This was great. Need a chuckle this time of day.

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by tilde01 30 Aug 2011

I wonder if her husband had another woman with him. Thanks for the laugh. needed it today.

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by anitapatch 30 Aug 2011

Thank you for the laugh

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by emily16838 30 Aug 2011

Thanks for the morning laugh

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by ansalu 30 Aug 2011

You always make me laugh :o)
Greetings, Bettina

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by kathyjt 30 Aug 2011

So funny.

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by nannynorfolk 30 Aug 2011

Chuckle-chuckle-chuckle - love it :)

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by cfidl 30 Aug 2011

She must be under 35, cause beyond that if we've "settled" we have probably settled on the settling. make sense? In other words! We Are Too OLD for this kind of behavior!