Mary walks into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter. She watches for a moment then asks what he is doing. "Hunting flies" he responds. "Oh. Have you killed any yet?" she asks. He looks up and informs her "yep, three males and two females", intrigued, she asks how to tell them apart. He looks up as if the answer is obvious. "three were on a beer can and two were on the phone".

That was great!!! I wondered also how one could tell the difference! Hugs, Judy

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by mranderson 05 Jul 2011

Now you know.

Too cute, thanks for the morning laugh.

Oh Marg, can always count on you for a smile to get the day moving along!

Marg, cute one.....

Good one Marg, as giggle I did.

Thank you for my evening laugh. That was very cute.

thats a good one

Good one. Needed a good laugh. Keep them coming. Thanks.

LOL!!! This is good! Specially the phone part! Thanks for sharing... still laughing

Marge you make me smile :o)
It's 3.30am and I was fallen asleep when I put Felix ins his bed. Now I walk back in my own for the the remaining 3 hours...
Greetings, Bettina

lol thanks for the laugh Marg !!carolyn

That's funny! LOL! Hugs Sally

This is a great one. Made me LOL. Thanks DeVon

Needed a good laugh to brighten my day. Had nothing but thunder and rain all day.

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by kttyhwk4 04 Jul 2011

We had a miserably hot day here in Ar wish we could have gotten some much needed rain.