Could the person who posted the poem An Aussie Love Poem please post it again - I copied it into a notepad on my computer but it has disappeared for some reason. Thanks.

I just sent it in a PM to you. Capoodle has given it to you. Love Marg

Not the one that posted the poem and not sure if this is the right one. If not another cutie should be able to help.

An Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round
there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the
footy's on
And fetch another beer!

2 comments

by beatie58 28 Jun 2011

Wow this is so aussie!!!!

by meganne 29 Jun 2011

I'm afraid if Ray recited that to me I'd probably deck him. LOL!!!