I really needed a laugh today, and found this in my email box......Hope you enjoy it, and pray no one is offended. ..............................................

Thanks jrob--I always wondered why I have no wrinkles!!1 (and I thought I just LOOKED young!!!)HA-HA!!

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by jrob 16 Apr 2008

not sure if congratulations or I'm sorry is in order. hahaha ;)

Jrob, thanks!!!!! I'm there, these are all true, and soooooo funny!!! I'm going to forward it to my cousin, who's also there. Re: offending people, hardly. If it was Mary & Joseph you were worried about, I think we should remember that they were very much "people", too, and so was Jesus, and I'm sure they all LAUGHED, didn't just sit there adjusting their halos all day. And today God is laughing in my garden with daffodils. We all need more giggles in a day. Thanks for this one!!! Love you, Marji

jrob, very interesting and funny. I guess this is what I have to look forward to next year - I guess that is when it all starts - Hehehe! *4U

Thanks Jrob, I like this cheeky bit, good for a few giggles. I think I'll send it to a few friends. Flower for you.

Flowers to all!! how old am I, old enough!

thanks jrob---you gave us all a good laugh here and no. from the sound you Would never offend anybody.Bunchs of warm hugs and flowers to you. Your one smart young lady!!

Thanks jrob! I'm not there yet but.......... getting there.

Another flower

Funny, Thanks for a goood laugh. A flower for you.

Very Good....60+. I have sent this of to a few friends.

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by wendymay60 14 Apr 2008

*4u Jrob. Iwas still having a laugh and my 60+ memory forgot to remind me to tell you I gave you a flower for the the laugh. Thankyou

I like iy *4U

HaHahahaha , I needed this today too.
thanks. *4all

thanks for making me laugh*

Funny! Thanks for the afternoon chuckle. ;-)

It's really good! You made me laugh!*4u

Very cute - and another 60+ heard from. This is a good one though.

Very cute. And since I am 60++++ they really make sense! A good one jrob!

Thank you. I can laugh now cuz I am only.... well, a distance from there still ;). Thank you and *4U

jrob, it's great! I'm closer to 60 than I am to 50 so I'm in that ball park. UGH!

wow, excellent.... 61 year old

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger,
sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is
a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."

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by letvia 14 Apr 2008

Another flower

by lbrow 14 Apr 2008

This is hilarious but guess what Some of them are true. Take that from a 70 yr old who is already there. lol Love u jrob u strike me as a very intelligent, in the know, fashionably chic lady.

by jrob 14 Apr 2008

well, I have one of you snowed anyway! haha. Thank you dearie! I am humbled.;)