by honeychyle 19 Mar 2011

It is so unusual to get a funny, non-political, non-sexist, non-racist, and non-doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SAT ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE WENT IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUT THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPPED ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HIT HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAID: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
BILLY SAID, "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
MOTHER SAID, "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

BILLY SAID, "WORKS FOR KETCHUP!"

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Comments (16)

by judybell 20 Mar 2011

Thanks for the laugh. Nothing like kids. Judy

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by tilde01 20 Mar 2011

Thanks, I'm still laughing.

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by anangel 20 Mar 2011

From the mouth of babes! Thanks for the
laugh!
Angel

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by asterixsew Moderator 20 Mar 2011

Thanks

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by rwalden 19 Mar 2011

Thanks for the laugh.

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by mi30kaja 19 Mar 2011

This is priceless!

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by mranderson 19 Mar 2011

Good one. Made me giggle. Marg

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by jid53 19 Mar 2011

LOL I really enjoyed this laugh thanks so much there is nothing better than a good laugh

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by sewlikedawn 19 Mar 2011

Lol! Thanks I needed the giggle!!
Dawn

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by capoodle 19 Mar 2011

The little guy gave it some careful thinking. Little people can say the cutest things.

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by moyed 19 Mar 2011

lol. made my day..

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by beatie58 19 Mar 2011

LOL, I needed a good laugh today! Hugs Sally

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by hightechgrammy 19 Mar 2011

Fun - made me smile!

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by kttyhwk4 19 Mar 2011

lol...my first laugh of the day and it was a great one. Even copied and shared this with a few friends as it was to cute to pass on. Thanks Karen

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by sewbadly 19 Mar 2011

Kids do come up with some good ones... thanks.

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by fanniefrannie 19 Mar 2011

I really needed this-especially as my hubby is named Billy-maybe it will work for him

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