by kezza2sew 20 Jun 2010

If you are a senior you will understand this one.

If you dial with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet….God willing, someday you will be….

We went to breakfast at restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special was two eggs, bacon, has browns and toast for $2.99

‘Sounds good’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte’ the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.

‘Yes!!’ stated the waitress.

‘I’ll take the special then’ my wife said.

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell’ my wife replied.

She took the eggs home and baked a cake.

DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

We’ve been around the block more than once!!

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Comments (18)

by dgarner 24 Jun 2010

I LOVE IT!!
You know, everybody seems to want to stay young, but I was EXCITED when I turned 55; I could finally legitimately order from the Seniors' menu and get the DISCOUNT!! (I LOVE saving money!) LOL
Blessings,
Diane

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by clawton 24 Jun 2010

Love it!

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by crafter2243 Moderator 23 Jun 2010

Smart lady. Good one.

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by crazystitcher 22 Jun 2010

love it - thanks for making me laugh

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by edithfarminer 22 Jun 2010

Real funny, lol, nothing wrong with the old brainbox lol

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by turtleowl 21 Jun 2010

Have to remember this one as I don't eat eggs but do bake with them. Figure I'd get told there was some law against serving raw eggs though.

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by kezza2sew 22 Jun 2010

yes I am sure we would have a fight on our hands to get the raw eggs......

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by damaris 21 Jun 2010

love it. thanks for sharing

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by holly12 21 Jun 2010

This is really cute. Arlene

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by judybell 21 Jun 2010

That's so cute and funny. Thanks for the laugh. Judy

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by shirlener88 21 Jun 2010

Hehehe!

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by dollygk 21 Jun 2010

GOOD one!!

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by oaro 20 Jun 2010

these is good Thank you for shsring

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by jrob Moderator 20 Jun 2010

ah, a very quick wit! ;)

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by nhsmith55 20 Jun 2010

That was priceless! Thank you for sharing!

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by asterixsew Moderator 20 Jun 2010

Thanks, I will remember this

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by 02kar Moderator 20 Jun 2010

I love it. I read it to my husband who chuckled and said,"That sounds right". Now where is the cake, I'd love a piece.

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by kezza2sew 20 Jun 2010

hehehe....

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by kezza2sew 20 Jun 2010

oops should read 'if you deal with senior's' not dial.....

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by designgirl 20 Jun 2010

That is so cute. Sounds like something my husband would say and do. Hugs Lynn.

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