by ssarner 09 Feb 2009

what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be 6 again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.


On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being 6 again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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by dailylaundry 09 Feb 2009

Love it - love it - love it!

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by marietta 09 Feb 2009

Thanks, had a good laugh. I bet he heard it for a long time, when that extra kilo showed up ! ! ! !

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by mariahail 09 Feb 2009

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! I love it, thanks*********

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by bdrouin 09 Feb 2009

Good laugh to start the afternoon. I just had to share it. I hope that was okay.

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ssarner by ssarner 09 Feb 2009

Yes, definitly ok.

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by gerryvb 09 Feb 2009

great story! thanks!!

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ssarner by ssarner 09 Feb 2009

You welcome.

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by rmj8939 09 Feb 2009

this was cute. How true too.

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by blhamblen 09 Feb 2009

OH YEA!

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