by ssarner 04 Feb 2009

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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by sherylac 05 Feb 2009

Thanks for this, lolololol

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by debleerl 05 Feb 2009

LOL!!! That was hilarious!

thanks for sharing

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by marylee 05 Feb 2009

Thank You Really needed a good laugh today. Made my day a little brighter. Mary

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by kttyhwk4 05 Feb 2009

LOL....loved it....so cute.

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by misscharlie 05 Feb 2009

LOL LOL way funny! *

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by lbrow 04 Feb 2009

Soi, U r a hoot!! That is so funny. *

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by blhamblen 04 Feb 2009

OH That is SOOO good..had to Fwd to my nephew who is getting married in August!

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by dlonnahawkins 04 Feb 2009

Thanks for sharing that - we all needed a little laugh.

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by migs 04 Feb 2009

PRICELESS!!!!

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by tippi 04 Feb 2009

Thanks for the joke. Nice to have something different once in a while.

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by castelyn 04 Feb 2009

Had a good laugh ssarner...thanks

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by manami 04 Feb 2009

good morning, Soi!!! You just have made my day :D

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by sqdancer 04 Feb 2009

Had a good laugh ssarner...thanks

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by lindaavolio 04 Feb 2009

Ha,ha,ha,ha Rolling on the floor funny...I didn't see that one coming!!!!

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by marietta 04 Feb 2009

This was funny, and made me laugh too, and I am so happy it turned out right. I also see that you made our Megane laugh too, this was very good.

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by bdrouin 04 Feb 2009

A good laugh, I hope the trip to the car was not for the condoms but added for the laugh factor. Good luck.

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by maleah 04 Feb 2009

you deserve a bouquet of flowers for passing that test. Good luck to your future and keep your back covered.

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ssarner by ssarner 04 Feb 2009

This is just joke. Thought was funny to share.

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by kathyjt 04 Feb 2009

Very funny. HaHa. *4u

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by mops Moderator 04 Feb 2009

It wasn't my first laugh today, but certainly the loudest!!

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ssarner by ssarner 04 Feb 2009

I thought that was so funny too.

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by marymoore 04 Feb 2009

oh good one that made me choke on my eggs lol

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ssarner by ssarner 04 Feb 2009

Good that u got good laugh.

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by meganne 04 Feb 2009

ROFLMBO!!!!! thanks so much for sharing this. hnr, M

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ssarner by ssarner 04 Feb 2009

You are very welcome. Do you need this test b4 the wedding?

meganne by meganne 05 Feb 2009

We'd need to change the condoms to Viagra... LOL!!

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