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That's the reason I stopped buying aerosol air fresheners, AND deodorants, I only use the auto-spray dispensers and roll-on d's now, and there's no way I will tell you how young I was when I did it, separate occasions, different products, same outcome. (total embarrassment!) Hugs n roses, M
122864I always tell everyone that as long as I can laugh at myself I will never cease to be amused!!! I can do some pretty silly things sometimes. Sue
by stitchship
11 Oct 2008
We are all "ears" if you want to share... or should I say all "eyes" ready to read!;)
5924Thanks to you all, for sharing your stories. I really appreciate that! You all have a nice day, and enjoy your *s. *4Uall
12821At least you were flower fresh. HeHe A flower for you
16513You have made my day,sometimes i only get one leg shaved in the shower when im in a rush,thats when i pull on a pair of jeans.
11814That's almost as bad as me looking down at my feet after I got n church and seeing my bedroom slippers, and I had to walk up n front of everybody to go to the organ. I would love to have crawled n a back pew & stayed there. LOL *4U
by stitchship
10 Oct 2008
I can imagine! I once wore a blue and a black shoe! Both identical except for the difference in color. I almost did that last week!
by meganne
10 Oct 2008
Oh, Lillian thank you! I wore my slippers to the National Tenpin Tournament, and being so well known there was no way I was going unseen.
Luckily I had to change into bowling shoes, and I did that as quickly as humanly possible that day!!!!
So glad i'm not alone on that one.
hugs, M
145789You never know, someone may call you this week and ask for the name of your new lovely perfume fragrance. :-)
1885Hi, I have done that as well,but, I sprayed deodorant into my hair and the hairspray in the armpit, lucky they were hair free!!!! lol. Welcome to the rest of your life, its great, enjoy and have a good laugh at yourself
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158552What a hoot! I needed a good laugh:-D *4U
by stitchship
10 Oct 2008
I am so glad to contribute to your amusement! I like to hear other's stories, so if you would like to share... our eyes are open (can't say our ears here).
7293I had to walk away from this...laughing so hard had tears:) When I came back I'm still chuckling(to myself of course) I better knock on wood cuz NONE of these things have ever happened to me :) * 4 ALL of YOU
by stitchship
10 Oct 2008
Oh honey, as long as there is breath in our bodies, I imagine that we are capable of such wonderful acts! ;) Maybe one of these days you unconsciously join our ranks!
31942guess it's a good thing I don't use hairspray but I do have a habit of only spraying one armpit if I'm in a hurry. Not quite sure why maybe I only stink half the time! Oh well to know me is to love me, stink and all......
17161The other day I was in a hurry, grapped the bottle of "dry oil" sprayed myself liberally with the stuff, felt a bit strange and turned out to be hairspray. Same green bottle, well, almost. So had to take another shower.
145190hahahahahahahaha, that reminds me of something. I was 28 and having a "hot date" I was running late and grabbed the hair spray and had that same feeling of the hair spray not holding, well.......It was lemon Pledge. So you see it is not the age it is going in a hurry...I had to canceled the date by the way, and he was gorgeous. LOL
by stitchship
09 Oct 2008
LOL Well, maybe it was for the best. It might not have been the right gorgeous guy for you!
60484Oh I love it. Just think, they didn't have to spray the church that morning. hehe. Makes my day for I am just a tick over 50 and have pulled some really good ones. Thanks for the smile you gave me today. ;-)
by stitchship
09 Oct 2008
You are welcome! I might like hearing some of your stories. Thanks to the Lord it was a Wednesday night, and a lot of people don't make it to church, so it wasn't crowded.
9811I brushed my teeth with "deep heating rub" yeow!!!!!!! :-)
by meganne
10 Oct 2008
I know of someone (not me) who used DeepHeat in her nether region instead of that personal hormone cream for women. She told me she did more than "tingle" and her DH was not impressed either. And still another friend grabbed the Vicks (in the dark) instead of the lube Gel.
just can't imagine it!!!
hnr, M
20582Stitch your doing good...my DH got you beat...LOL ;) *2U
63109Hee hee!I've smelled worse at church sometimes! My mom sprayed her hair with foaming bathroom cleaner when in a rush to get to work! I think I'll stick to not spraying my curls! They just fight the spray anyway!
35675Oh, you guys are too funny. At least you still smelt fresh.
:o)
11795Need to make can covers.I use to make them in te 70's with scraps of ready quilted material and make a tube to slide over the can it went up to the top of the cylinder and had gthered lace top and bottom. but now you can make one with embroidery. i think that might be my next project. have fun.
18167Did you attract bee's? LMBO!!! *
by michelej
10 Oct 2008
All you ladies are so funny. I can`t stop laughing.... The only dumb thing I can think of at this stage is I am always loosing my sunglasses. I hate driving without them but get even more annoyed to find that they were on my head all along and just waiting for me to put them on my face...lol
20498oh now that is funny lmbo now i am going to be 40 and sometimes my kids put things in different places and i hate to say what i brushed my teeth with one day preperation H yuck
by stitchship
09 Oct 2008
ROFL... This is just too funny! Worse than mine I must say! But... I would rather smell like Floral Fresh, than brushing with Preparation H!
by americangirl
09 Oct 2008
Could be just to get a reaction out you. I bet it works pretty good too. LOL
by marymoore
09 Oct 2008
you should of seen my reaction running through the house chasing them we was laughing hubby thought we was all nuts he just shook his head lol
by stitchship
09 Oct 2008
I used to tremble on April Fools day, our girls used to play naughty tricks on us! One year they put something gooey like honey on the refrigerator handle and other places, and it was awful. I don't like having dirty hands... they thought it was funny!
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