Since my cataract surgery I wear reading glasses for close up. I have pairs of reading glasses all over the place. Like Toogie, one day I figured out I had 2 pairs on at the same time. Too bad it doesn't improve my vision to have 1 on my face and 1 on my head. Poor Dennis would be shaking his head in amazement because I continue to misplace scissors regularly and yes, I have put my the thumb drive I use to bring my designs from the computer to the machine, not once, but twice now. And it still works. The designs on it are the cleanest you can find anywhere.
You put it in the washer?!?!!!
I think we all have misplaced our specks at one time or another. I slip mine up on top my head after cutting fabric with the ruler. The other day I sat down for a minute. I was going to look at my phone so I picked the extra pair up from the side table by my chair and slipped them on my face. It wasn't until I reached to remove them, I realized I had a pair on my head. I hurriedly looked over to see if my husband had seen and was laughing. I should have known, no. He was glued to the tv he had turned on, so he was oblivious to anything else.