by mranderson 29 Oct 2011

Not Embroidery. My giggle for the day. Marg.

CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

A store clerk called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,

"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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Comments (26)

by mariya159 30 Oct 2011

Thanks, I have laughed with all the heart:0)

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by susiesembroidery 30 Oct 2011

This was a really nice laugh!!!!LOL Thank you. Have been working at the craft market all day and dead tired, you have now revived my spirits. Needed that. Have a lovely day.***

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by blueeyedblonde 30 Oct 2011

Thanks for the laugh - always can use one of those!
Read it to my hubby as he was wondering what I had on here that I bust out laughing - well I read it to him and he bust out laughing!
Thanks.

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by mary51 30 Oct 2011

This was good!!!!!

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by theduchess 30 Oct 2011

All I can say is I'm glad I did not read this before I went to Mass today. I would have been giggling in church(old lady by herself giggling, Bring in the men in white coats.)Thanks for the laugh.

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by cfidl 30 Oct 2011

great chuckle first thing in the morning. Thanks!

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by rmj8939 30 Oct 2011

cute one.

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by ansalu 30 Oct 2011

You saved my holy sunday *lol*
THANK YOU Marg!
Greetings, Bettina

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by sadp 30 Oct 2011

Thanks, I needed a giggle today, past week has been hectic, hugs S*

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by juanitadenney 30 Oct 2011

How cute, I love it!

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by deegee 30 Oct 2011

Thanks for the laugh. (I had no idea just where this was going until the end). Still laughing.

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by terriweistra 30 Oct 2011

Thanks for sharing. I had a good giggle

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by kttyhwk4 30 Oct 2011

Still laughing!

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by justonlyme 29 Oct 2011

Thank you. I needed a good grin today. :)

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by noah 29 Oct 2011

lol good one marg now i can go to bed smiling lol hugs

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by capoodle 29 Oct 2011

LOL I enjoyed that.

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by gramsbear 29 Oct 2011

That is a good giggle!!! Thanx!

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by lindalee757 29 Oct 2011

LOL-love it!!!!

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by meganne 29 Oct 2011

Still laughing!!!!!

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by moyed 29 Oct 2011

LOL. nice one. hugs Helen

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by snowbird42 29 Oct 2011

i am still laughting what a response i just love it....soozie

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by bumblebee 29 Oct 2011

LOL

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by sukicorky 29 Oct 2011

You made my day. I needed a good chuckle. Thanks.

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by fannyfurkin 29 Oct 2011

he he he, this is the first thing I read after getting home from mass. I should forward it to my priest and see if he will incorporate it into his sermon.