by mranderson 04 Apr 2011

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,
Please lift my bum before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no grey,
As for my belly, Please take it away.
Keep me healthy, Keep me young,
And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

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by juanitadenney 06 Apr 2011

Very cute, thanks for sharing this with us. Made me laugh!

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by airyfairy 06 Apr 2011

Great - thanks Marge.

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by wishfulthinking 05 Apr 2011

Oh this is soooooooooo funny.
Thank you for the giggle.
I shall use this prayer EVERY NITE!
Do you think it would help my image, even just a little.
~x~

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mranderson by mranderson 06 Apr 2011

No wonder that you have a bear as your avatar.LOL. Are you sure we are not related!!!!!!!! heeheehee. Marg

wishfulthinking by wishfulthinking 06 Apr 2011

Rofl Marg. I think if I gave up the ciggies, my skin my improve somewhat! LOL
~x~

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by lulu07 05 Apr 2011

This is great! Thanks

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by barbara68 05 Apr 2011

Thanks, this is adorable!!!!

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by grandmamek 05 Apr 2011

Marg, Thanks for sharing this with us. It made me smile. Hugs, Mary

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by hayjude 05 Apr 2011

I love it. Would you mined if I send this to a friend of mine? Judy

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mranderson by mranderson 05 Apr 2011

I got it in an e-mail so it has probably been around the world several times. You can pass it on if you wish. Marg

hayjude by hayjude 06 Apr 2011

Thank You

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by rwalden 05 Apr 2011

That's a good one. Thanks for sharing.

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by dlonnahawkins 05 Apr 2011

Oh my - isn't that the truth!

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by gerryvb 05 Apr 2011

great !!

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by honeychyle 05 Apr 2011

LOVE IT!!!!

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by shirlener88 05 Apr 2011

Hehehe!

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by holly12 05 Apr 2011

Positively love it. Thanks for sharing. Arlene

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by ramona 05 Apr 2011

You said a mouth full there sweetie!

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by drro 05 Apr 2011

Amen! Thanks for the big smile and good cheer that follows reading this one!

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by jrob Moderator 05 Apr 2011

Amen.

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by blueeyedblonde 05 Apr 2011

Love it - thanks for the chuckle!

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by kttyhwk4 05 Apr 2011

Loved it....although it's too late in my case...lol.

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by auntbaba 05 Apr 2011

Wonderful! I'm still smiling!

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by ansalu 05 Apr 2011

You've seen a picture of me? The grey in the hair is the easiest part ;o)
And how wonderful that the internet knows all your needs and right now there is a promotion for reducing wrinkles at the right site of the page...
Greetings, Bettina

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by leenova54 05 Apr 2011

The Lord does miracles but I think he leaves this kind up to plastic surgeons, lol. Problem is that the Lord doesn't realize how much the plastic surgeons charge! I want liposuction, whyyyyyyyyyyy can't I have it????? LOL! It was funny Marg, thanks for the laugh!

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by lindaavolio 05 Apr 2011

LOL....love it !

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by katydid 05 Apr 2011

Amen!!!

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by beatie58 05 Apr 2011

LOL funny as! Hugs Sally

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by hightechgrammy 04 Apr 2011

Pure clean wholesome and Too true fun!

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by capoodle 04 Apr 2011

That was a funny poem. Will keep praying for the gravity to stay put.

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by ermaplatt 04 Apr 2011

Have you been listening in on my prayers? =0)

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by sewlikedawn 04 Apr 2011

I absolutely love this!! LoL moment and I needed it! Thank you for making me giggle!
Dawn

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by noah 04 Apr 2011

good one are you telling me all about yourself??rotfl carolyn

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mranderson by mranderson 04 Apr 2011

Yes, yes & yes. Teeheehee

noah by noah 05 Apr 2011

I thought so lol

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by bettytaylor 04 Apr 2011

Marg, if only this would come true!!!!!!!!!had to lol thanks i needed that. betty

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by pennifold 04 Apr 2011

Ha Ha He He! this made me laugh out loud. Love and blessings Chris

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by nannynorfolk 04 Apr 2011

LOL.. that made me giggle

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